waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
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teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
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Can I have a source???
asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
All the motivation I need, tbh.